Opulent Absurdities:    The Aristocrat as Pataphysician       Lord Ardenforde opens a jewellery box to reveal  a platinum brooch, rhodium watch, immortal diamond choker;  and on the quiltwork, a tiger-eye necklace pendant.  Exclamations clamour as seven yellow balloons ascend  to the Taj Mahal painting that hangs from the ceiling beams.  Soap-skinned Valentine looks on astonished,  an obsequious grin dripping from his amazing hollow face.  Plush telephones purr polite

Lord Ardenforde opens a jewellery box to reveal a platinum brooch, rhodium watch, immortal diamond choker; and on the quiltwork, a...